Monday, February 2, 2015

Candy Crush and My Stars

Today, 2nd February 2015, my stars read:

Today is perfect for parties, networking events and all other forms of socializing. Your great energy is helping you to make good impressions and to have a great time while you’re at it!

Its funny that my stars are not aware of the snow storm happening outside! You might have thought that astrology would know about the weather. I'm not sure how socializing that much today is possible. 
What with the weather and indeed my recent Howard Hughes impression, there isn't a lot of networking going on. UNTIL we connected. It was sudden, unexpected and passionate. For a guilty hour this morning I found it - Candy Crush. What perfect joy. Two of my favorite things - distraction and tasty treats. Could this possibly be my new bridge to getting from a snowy February day to the beauty of Spring? 

I know its been around and I'm late to the party, and I'm sorry to burst your delicious wrappers however:
that is a manipulative, red flag relationship if I've ever seen one.
At first I am quickly mastering levels, being congratulated with floods of noise and bouquets of color. I am the best player ever! We understand one another. It seems I am beating many others in this race, and have possibilities to make it to the top. I feel magnificent, at last I am good in someones eyes. Worthy of intimate time together. Lots of bing bings, and pop pops!

Then suddenly I cannot clear all the jelly (ain't that the way!) and then because I am too cheap to buy new bars of energy, I am cut off. At first for ten minutes (that's bearable) and then after a quick flurry of activity I am cut off for thirty minutes. Oh how cruel and clever of you dear Candy Crush.I know my commitment to you doesn't look that much on the laptop, but you need to be patient with me. I don't spend money until I feel certain, and we were only at the flirting stage.

That's it I'm going cold candy - I mean cold turkey!!!
I can get through the rest of the day without thinking about you. We could have been so good together.
Candy Crush and Jayne 4Ever.
Oh well. Better get a real life I guess! 
Whats to eat?

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