While celebrities in Armani walked the red carpet, Mum and I sat in pajamas and seriously talked during the Golden Globes.
Below are the topics in favorite order.
1) MUM: Why is Mel Gibson's mouth permanently open?
2) JAYNE: Mum, in England do they still sell toilet paper in
different colors? You only get white here.
3) JAYNE: Is that Stacey bitch still with him?
MUM: Who's Stacey? Anyone is better than that long wrestler.
4) JAYNE: I just noticed my pajama top is inside out.
5) MUM: Are you thinking about that movie?
JAYNE: No, I'm wondering if I should roast some potatoes to go with the chicken.
6) JAYNE: God, even the back of his neck is gorgeous.
We both enjoyed the awards and really - why was Mel Gibson's mouth open all night?