Showing posts from February 5, 2012

Twitter Ban

I am going to ban myself from Twitter, before I get arrested.

I sound like a right idiot on that thing.

First, I don't really understand it properly and act as though I do. It is the same as an old lady wearing leather trousers. You just shouldn't do it!

Second, I send honest tweets to famous people and when I read them back, I sound like I should be sitting in a corner, on a rocking chair with a stuffed cat, whispering "come here my sweeties".
Now I know, the famous people are not the ones tweeting and are not the ones reading the tweets.
However that just means, I am still freaking out a total stranger with my stupid comments.
And, whats worse, I imagine when I'm typing that I will make a connection and actually hear back from the famous person! I will hear back, with a restraining order!

Example I wrote to Terence Stamp -" been a fan since Blackheath." That's because we lived next door to Mr.Stamps parents. The secretary doesn't know that an…


A beautiful rose in bloom
Means nothing if the belief has faded.
Hers had been leaving like a Spring rain
Then she awoke and knew it was Winter.
No more rain.
No more beauty
There was no point in it.

Sleeping Aids

I can't sleep....don't ask me!   That's a song, except the words are - I won't dance.
2:35 am and we have paranormal activity. What is it with not being able to sleep? My mind doesn't stop.

Here is the current thought process for the last hour. Naturally, I have edited for the purpose of the blog.

Would it be good, if there wasn't an app for that?

If I had any milk I would get up and eat cereal. I love cereal. My current love affair is frosted mini wheats.
I wonder if our Shaws supermarket is open? I know I have wondered this before.
Why does it feel creepy going to Shaws at 3am on a Wednesday and yet not on a Friday/Saturday?

I really don't like milk. I only endure,as my Mum says, 'a splash of it'  in my tea and on cereal.
I don't like milk, because when I was a kid, we had to drink a small bottle of it every day.
It was always warm and sometimes had cream on the very top when you peeled the foil top off.
Who remembers bottles of milk?
We used …