Great Diet Tip:
Clean your fridge!
You will be so disgusted by the things you find, that it will put you off from eating.
Slight problem with this, is that most of the things that dissolve into a biology experiment are generally good for you. Peppers for example and bags of salad that escape their jail by becoming like snail trail or stuff that babies and old people drool.
If you really want to go for an eight pound diet loss - try this. Open a can of beef broth (low sodium of course) - do not open the lid fully - only a little.
Then place upside down in the fridge, at the back and on the top shelf.
Now leave and forget for five weeks.
When you pull out the salad boxes at the bottom, you will discover the 9th Wonder of The World - The Broth Frozen Pool. Its pretty beautiful with blobs of stuff it has captured upon its journey down.
Kind of like the volcano at Pompeii, whose hot lava made statues out of people.
Cleaning it up is pretty bad, especially when your fridge door is against a wall and you can never pull all the drawers and shelves out easily. You have the added bonus of everything in there smelling of gravy too.
Am I the only person who has considered spraying Febreze in their fridge?
I'm going out!