Its Fat Tuesday!
For those not in New Orleans - here is how to celebrate:
Wear all your jewellry
Sing everything like Louis Armstrong
Place your Spanx on a stick and wave it high
Spray alcohol on everything you eat
Order what you really want from one McDonalds instead of visiting two
Eat three boxes of chocolates while watching The Biggest Loser
Wear all the swimming floats you can find and shout "I love water retention!"
Tell skinny people in a patronizing voice "ahhhh, you have such a nice face though."
Tell skinny people in a questioning voice "ohhhhh, you're expecting a baby!"
Tell skinny people in a quietly advising insulting voice "you should try walking!"
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