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Things

Things I wish I had not noticed

That in a Bernie & Phil commercial, you rarely see actual furniture

My roots are really bad

That Charlie Sheen reminds me of a previous life ex boyfriend

This one I blame on Kristin - that Naima on American Idol has really weird teeth.They match the cowrie shell necklace she wears all the time

That Jacob Lusk on Idol reminds me of a drag queen singer

That Casey Abrams on Idol reminds me of Will Farrell

The Oscars

Returned home safe from The Oscars. Wow what a night!
I'm so pleased I lent Gwyneth my dress, she looked good. She needs to feel OK before she sings.
Bless her - nobody is telling her she is grade B karaoke who believes otherwise. She wants to sing with Jay C, I hear! Good luck with that one.

Poor Cate Blanchett spillt carrot juice (dinner) over herself in the limo on the ride over. I suggested she cut a hole around the stain - which she did. I said people would think it part of the design, which they did! Maybe I should enter Project Runway.

Melissa Leo took me up on the dare to swear on stage to see if the audience were listening. They obviously were, although the loud edit beep was thought to be emergency services in Massachusetts and everyone hid in their cellars for the rest of the night. No doubt having a better time.

James Franco had left his personality stuck under the boulder and spent most of the night thinking he was in one of his PHD classes and took a quick student do…