Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Breaking News

I have just heard on the news that they predict a shortage of chocolate in eight years time.
So in 2019 you may pay $20 for an Almond Joy, if you are lucky!
Can you imagine a shortage of chocolate?
They might ban Easter.
People will set up their own cocoa brewery in their basements and sell bars illegally.
You'll see code words on Bodybook (Facebook is bound to be upgraded by then) People will be selling batches of dark chocolate in exchange for a car or a small child perhaps.
Addicts will meet in back yards and suck quietly on a Hershey's (marijuana will be legal by then.)
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" may become the new bible and we will celebrate The Savior Wonka and his three wise oompa lumpas every December.
OR...do you think I'm paying too much attention?

1 comment:

  1. Maybe we should start horading chocolate now so we can be millionaires in 8 years? Is it still called "hoarding" when you do it as a business plan? Well, if it is then maybe we'll get on that show and be discovered, get our own reality show and then be rich... either way, I see us with oodles of cash in 8 years!

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