Why did Dunkin Donuts decide to have chocolate month during my Movie Star Month?
Why does my tool bar change during the day without warning and throw me into a panic?
Why does pale lipstick look great on some people and on me embraces the corpse look?
Why do New England people on television complain with such bitterness about the snow, when they live in New England and we go through this every year? I ask; would you rather walk through the snow on your road or a road in Egypt at the moment?